Before I forget, a Mormon funny. . .

So, last week, we went to two weddings. Xander was very confused by this, as he thinks everyone gets married in the LDS temple, so he just didn't understand why we were going to weddings that didn't happen in the temple. So, I was explaining to him and Maxton that in order to go to the temple, you have to do certain things, like keep the Word of Wisdom. So, it goes something like this:

Me: You have to follow the Word of Wisdom, which means you should eat good foods and not drink coffee or tea or alcohol.

(From the very back of the van) Maxton: Or marshmallows without asking.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Xander also wants to know if you're not supposed to drink tea, how do you have a tea party?
I told him we could use chocolate milk. ;)